Simon

Background
Simon was introduced to the Opdic group after trying to slide into Schmintendo's DM's. His parents had him at a very late age, explaining his borderline retard behavior. This behavior includes yelling "goo goo ga ga", frequent misspelling of words, frequent mispronunciation of words, and generally just being poo poo garbo sauce at English. Simon can also speak Cantonese but no one knows if he even speaks that right.

Simon studies rocks and water at SLU. While it may appear that he knows a lot about geology, that's only because everything in the world is made out of like 3 different fucking rocks that he knows the names of.

Special Traits
Loli Vision - Simon has been known to only have eyes for girls under the age of 10. Some call it illegal, he calls it love. No one knows the origin of Simon's pedophilic tendencies, but some say it's because his PP is so small that it will only fit in children.

Pizza Mouth - Simon has such an insatiable love for pizza it would even challenge the most divine's faith.

Dumbass - Simon is a fucking dumbass.

Retard - Simon is also retarded.

Big - Simon has consumed so much pizza over the years, some have questioned where exactly it goes. Where there's food, there's Simon. Some have even called him the "Human Garbage Disposal."

Handwriting - Despite being unable to speak or read English, he has oddly good handwriting.

Half-Viet - Simon is half Canto and half Vietnamese. He frequently calls Vietnamese people, "dirty", "ugly", and "fish." While Simon identifies with the Canto part of himself, he can't deny his Vietnamese origins.

Shonen Trash - Simon pretty much only watches shonen probably because he needs the confidence.

Quotes
''"Damn! She got milk!" ''- Simon about a child in some movie

''"I want food." - ''Simon at least once an hour

''"I know that you know that I know that you know, you know?" ''- Simon caught in a loop of English words he can't understand