KiritoShadeslayer

Background
KiritoShadeslayer met schmintendo at Chipotle when schmintendo was running a failing profit-share for his failing club. At that point, KiritoShadeslayer was reveling in his newfound taste in Asian girls. In fact, the person who brought him to the fateful meeting place was an Asian girl, who will be mentioned later.

Over the next few months KiritoShadeslayer used schmintendo as an emotional dumpster, inundating him with all his emotional problems with the aforementioned girl. He also bonded with schmintendo over their mutual love for anime and Asian women. After that, their friendship grew into a brotherly bond, and then KiritoShadeslayer kind of forced his way into schmintendo's friend group and the rest was history!

Journey to Weeb
KiritoShadeslayer's journey to weebdom started as a kid watching Pokemon and Naruto. He then delved deeper and started watching things like Hunter x Hunter, Seven Deadly Sins, and even gross animes like JoJos.

Bits
Liking Asian girls - understandable

relationship drama- These Asian girls be trippin

Being in a dance team - He can actually move in 3D space unlike the rest of us

Being black - he has the n word pass

Loving Kirito - he's not the best character, but he's certainly.... a character.